Man scorches penis after sex with cheesy pizza
If it’s almost the end of the day or you just got to work and don’t really want to be there… enjoy these tweets between a man who loves to love his pizza and the Domino’s customer service twitter handle:
Original article via Huffington Post
LAD VIGO says:
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@ITK_AGENT_VIGO
Domino’s Pizza says:
Domino’s Pizza UK ?
@Dominos_UK
@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office – comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.
LAD_VIGO
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO
Domino’s Pizza UK ?
@Dominos_UK
LAD_VIGO
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO
Domino’s Pizza says:
Domino’s Pizza UK ?
@Dominos_UK
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this
LAD VIGO says:
LAD_VIGO
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO
.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I’VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.
Domino’s Pizza says:
Domino’s Pizza UK ?
@Dominos_UK
@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!
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