Man scorches penis after sex with cheesy pizza

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT! Pizza lovers may find these tweets highly offensive.

26 Feb 2014
 
Man has sex with pizza

If it's almost the end of the day or you just got to work and don't really want to be there... enjoy these tweets between a man who loves to love his pizza and the Domino's customer service twitter handle:

Original article via Huffington Post

LAD VIGO says:
LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO

@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.


Domino's Pizza says:
Domino's Pizza UK        ? @Dominos_UK

@NotArsedLike
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

Domino's Pizza UK        ? @Dominos_UK
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.


LAD VIGO says:
LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO
.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.


Domino's Pizza says:
Domino's Pizza UK        ? @Dominos_UK

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO
As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

LAD VIGO says:
LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO

.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

Domino's Pizza says:
Domino's Pizza UK        ? @Dominos_UK

@indiantank
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!



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