Jokes, recipes and Valentine's Day

Food24 has compiled a list of delicious recipes and a couple of corny jokes to share with your loved one on this corny day.

13 Feb 2008


  • Garlic, coriander seared sirloin salad
    For a laugh: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
    "I find you very attractive.

  • Avocado and grapefruit salad
    For a laugh: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
    Sure, they're very scent-imental!

    Main course

  • Fillet steak with strawberry and black pepper sauce
    For laughs: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

  • Italian twist
    For a laugh: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
    "You're fun to hang around with."

  • Mussels in a fragrant Thai broth
    Things not to say on Valentine's Day.
    "I used to come here all the time with my ex."

  • BBQ grilled spare ribs
    Things not to say on Valentine's Day.
    "I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."


  • Bourneville dark chocolate cookies
    Things not to say on Valentine's Day.
    "Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."

  • Chocolate truffles
    Things not to say on Valentine's Day.
    "I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

  • French decadent chocolate mousse
    Things not to say on Valentine's Day.
    "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."

    Happy Valentine's Day!

    - Food24


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