What’s Hot, and What’s Not
It’s Valentine’s Day soon people. Take cover.
rather play a game.
What do you reckon is Hot or Not for
the month of love? Don’t roll your eyes. It’s fun. We’ve done it, and you can play too.
My What’s Hot – and What’s Not:
Hot: 30 second bacon and egg – because 30 seconds leaves a lot of time for other stuff.
Not: Crusty pancakes – tired, tired, tired.
Hot: Nespresso – it’s life changing, like PVR.
Not: Plunger coffee – messy.
Hot: Apple crumble muffins – just look at the picture. Please.
Not: Milk tart macaroons – people can’t even pronounce them properly.
Not: Yoghurt – insipid.
Hot: Mexican spud skins – never been hotter!
Not: Avo Ritz – WTF?
Hot: Sesame salmon – sesameeeee… it just rolls off the tongue.
Not: Salmon mould – didn’t we just say mould?
Hot: The Bitches’ Tits – (do you want to be cool?).
Not: A stuffy “romantic” restaurant – (Or not?).
Hot: BBQ Bourbon Bananas – I’m all over the Bourbon part. And the banana part.
Not: Steamed choc fondant
– over it.
Hot: Silver Linings Playbook – because Bradly Cooper is well… crazy hot.
Not: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days – was funny. Once.
Hot: Buffet brunches – come hungry!
Not: High tea – “crick crick”
Hot: Naked cakes – they’re naked.
Not: Fruit cakes – they’re nuts.
Hot: Whoopie Pies – don’t sit on them, please.
Not: Cupcakes – especially when used as a term of endearment!
Hot: Suprise picnic – salmon, champers, handcuffs.
Not: Mouldy roses in plastic wrapping – mouldy. Again.
Not: My newsletter picture. Definitely mouldy.
So, now you too can play. Send us a list of your own What’s Hot and What’s Not and we’ll send one lucky person a R500 Kalahari voucher. Now that’s HOT.
Email us your hot and not list on firstname.lastname@example.org, give us a laugh and you could be a winner!
Yours, in love.