It's Valentine’s Day soon people. Take cover.
rather play a game.
What do you reckon is Hot or Not for
the month of love? Don’t roll your eyes. It’s fun. We've done it, and you can play too.
My What's Hot - and What's Not:
Hot: 30 second bacon and egg - because 30 seconds leaves a lot of time for other stuff.
Not: Crusty pancakes - tired, tired, tired.
Hot: Nespresso - it's life changing, like PVR.
Not: Plunger coffee - messy.
Hot: Apple crumble muffins - just look at the picture. Please.
Not: Macaroons - people can't even pronounce them properly.
Hot: Frozen Yoghurt - one word... Wakaberry.
Not: Yoghurt - insipid.
Hot: Mexican spud skins - never been hotter!
Not: Avo Ritz - WTF?
Hot: Sesame salmon - sesameeeee... it just rolls off the tongue.
Not: Salmon mould – didn't we just say mould?
Hot: The Bitches' Tits - (do you want to be cool?).
Not: A stuffy "romantic" restaurant - (Or not?).
Hot: BBQ Bourbon Bananas - I'm all over the Bourbon part. And the banana part.
Not: Steamed choc fondant
- over it.
Hot: Silver Linings Playbook – because Bradly Cooper is well... crazy hot.
Not: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - was funny. Once.
Hot: Buffet brunches - come hungry!
Not: High tea - "crick crick"
Hot: Naked cakes - they're naked.
Not: Fruit cakes - they're nuts.
Hot: Whoopie Pies - don't sit on them, please.
Not: Cupcakes - especially when used as a term of endearment!
Hot: Suprise picnic - salmon, champers, handcuffs.
Not: Mouldy roses in plastic wrapping - mouldy. Again.
now you too can play. Send us a list of your own What's Hot and What's
Not and we'll send one lucky person a R500 Kalahari voucher. Now that's
Email us your list to email@example.com or post a comment below, give us a laugh and you could be a winner!