Interview with Adam Liaw?

Not really... a pretend interview with Australia MasterChef winner Adam Liaw... hell we even throw in Gordon Ramsay!

by: Like Father Like Son | 04 Oct 2011
Adam Liaw

I attended the Joburg Good Food & Wine Show on behalf of Food24 over the weekend and although I tried and I tried to squeeze in a chat with the big fish Adam Liaw, the Masterchef winner is understandably a very busy man and it simply wasn’t worth boxing through the swarm of media-types in their dangerous heels, to get a few words in.

When you’re competing for interview time with journalistic greats from legendary publications such as Heat Magazine, it’s far less intimidating watching from the sidelines as the periodical vultures pick at the reality star’s every word, while you sit with a funky cocktail you’ve never heard of, wishing you’d worn a pair of heels.

But IF I had interviewed Adam Liaw, I’m almost positive it would have mirrored the following:

SON: Hi Adam, or should I say konnichi wa?

SON: It’s hello in Japanese.

ADAM: I know what it means, I lived in Japan for like five years. (Pause) I’m not Japanese, you do know that?
SON: (Disappointed) Oh. Then what are you?

ADAM: Australian.

SON: But… you’re… not Australian looking.

My dad’s Chinese born in Malaysia and my mom’s English born in Singapore according to Wikipedia. What does this have to do with anything? Can we get this interview done please, there are some woman in really high heels that want to ask me some relevant questions about cooking and Masterchef and my book.

SON: Ok, ok. I was just trying to make you feel at home. So, you have a book. What is it about?

 ADAM: Cooking.

Thriller…? Or…

It’s a cookbook. It’s called Two Asian Kitchens.

So like a kung fu Romeo & Juliet set in the sordid world of Chinese take away?

ADAM: (Lost for words)

Next question. Is there a team of high school girls that write the judges’s pun-filled links? Like when you’re cooking steak and Matt says “The steaks are high, who’s going to survive the grilling, meat the challenge, shake their rump and come out with a rare ‘well done’ from the judging panel?”


Ok, well it’s been really good catching up with you Adam Liaw, enjoy your stay in South Africa, enjoy The Good Food And Wine Show and if they make a movie of your book I hope you are played by Jackie Chan. Arigato.


 Next... Gordon Ramsay...

 Obviously I wasn’t allowed within a twenty-metre radius of the Dark Lord of Gastronomy, Mr Gordon Ramsay (who wasn’t even at the media launch for fear of him eating the editor of Taste Magazine) but I’m pretty sure our interview would have gone a little something like this:

SON: Hi there Gordon Ramsay I was just…

 GORDON: F*ck off.
SON: Pardon? I thought you said… Nevermind. So… I was wondering if you’d mind signing this for my…

F*ck you d*ck bag.

SON: (Laughing) Good one.

GORDON: You’re a d*mb f*cking c*nty b*llsack. Get out of my f*cking kitchen.

SON: Love your show!

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